i love it when girls call me diddy
diddy you mean daddy
no i didnt
ppl who complain about bands changing their sound are the literal worst like what did u want them to do?? make the same record 6 times in a row???
u cant just give me attention then randomly stop wtf
every night when my gf strokes my peanus i laugh at her cause lol shes touchin a dudewang, thats so gay. “your gay” i say to her “your literally so gay, touchin mandong. thats what gay dudes do.” haha. ive been single for 3 years
im like a kitten i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute
When are things going to not suck anymore